You’re not clumsy—the floor, furniture, and walls are just conspiring against your fabulous existence. The Funny “I’m Not Clumsy, The Floor Hates Me” Sarcastic Hoodie is your hilarious armor against judgment and bruises. Whether you’re dodging embarrassment or embracing your chaotic charm, this hoodie turns every stumble into a punchline.
Product features
Bold Sarcastic Quote: “I’m Not Clumsy, The Floor Hates Me” printed front and center—perfect for humor lovers, sarcasm addicts, and accident-prone legends
Classic Unisex Fit: 8.5 oz weight with twill-taped neck and ribbed cuffs—durable, flattering, and cozy for men and women alike
Machine-Washable & Fade-Resistant: Built to survive spills, tumbles, and laundry cycles without losing its charm
Perfect Gift Idea: Great for birthdays, holidays, or roasting your clumsy friends—this hoodie is a guaranteed conversation starter and mood booster
