Ever been startled and instantly regretted it? The “Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily” Hoodie is your wearable warning label. Whether you’re the class clown, the office jokester, or just someone who values honesty (and personal space), this hoodie delivers laughs and a little bit of mystery. It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm, humor, and social self-defense.
Features a bold “Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily” slogan that’s perfect for people who love toilet humor and awkward truths
Solves the “What do I wear to lighten the mood?” dilemma with a funny, expressive, and conversation-starting outfit
Made from a cozy cotton-poly fleece blend with a soft interior, adjustable hood, and twill-taped neck for all-day comfort
Unisex sizing available in multiple colors—great for men, women, teens, and anyone who’s proudly gassy and unbothered
Machine washable and built to survive jump scares, belly laughs, and uncomfortable silences
