Ever been startled and instantly regretted it? The “Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily” Sweatshirt is your wearable warning label. Whether you’re the class clown, the office jokester, or just someone who values honesty (and personal space), this sweatshirt delivers laughs and a little bit of mystery. It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm, humor, and social self-defense.
Features a bold “Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily” slogan that’s perfect for people who love toilet humor and awkward truths
Solves the “What do I wear to lighten the mood?” dilemma with a funny, expressive, and conversation-starting outfit
Made from a soft cotton-poly fleece blend with a classic fit, twill-taped neck, and durable stitching for all-day comfort
Unisex sizing available in multiple colors—great for men, women, teens, and anyone who’s proudly gassy and unbothered
Machine washable and built to survive jump scares, belly laughs, and uncomfortable silences
