You’re not clumsy—the floor, the table, and that rogue wall are just plotting against you. This Funny “I’m Not Clumsy, The Floor Hates Me” Sarcastic Shirt is your hilarious defense against judgment and bruises. Whether you’re dodging embarrassment or embracing your chaotic charm, this shirt turns every stumble into a punchline.
Product features
Hilarious Quote Design: “I’m Not Clumsy, The Floor Hates Me” printed boldly—perfect for humor lovers, sarcasm addicts, and accident-prone legends
Unisex Classic Fit: Flattering for all body types, with double-needle stitching for long-lasting quality
Easy Care: Machine washable and fade-resistant—because you’ve got enough chaos without worrying about laundry drama
Perfect Gift Idea: Great for birthdays, holidays, or roasting your clumsy friends—this shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter
