If you’ve ever turned a stumble into a performance, this sweatshirt is your perfect sidekick. The Funny “I’m Not Clumsy, I Just Excel at Creative Self-Injury” Sarcastic Sweatshirt is made for those who embrace their inner klutz with humor and style. Whether you’re dodging judgment or just owning your chaotic charm, this sweatshirt lets you laugh through the bruises.
Product features
·Sarcastic Quote Design: Features the bold phrase “I’m Not Clumsy, I Excel at Creative Self-Injury”—perfect for humor lovers and accident-prone legends
·Premium Cotton-Poly Blend: Solid colors are 80% cotton, 20% polyester; Heather Grey is 75/25; Dark Heather is 50/50—soft, warm, and breathable
·Classic Unisex Fit: 8.5 oz weight with twill-taped neck for durability and comfort; available in sizes S to 3XL
·Machine-Washable & Long-Lasting: Built to survive spills, tumbles, and laundry cycles without fading or shrinking
·Perfect for Gifting or Laughs: Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just roasting your clumsy friends—this sweatshirt is a conversation starter and a mood booster
