Let’s be honest—your wardrobe could use a little more bite. Most graphic tees are either forgettable or too tame. But this one? It’s got claws. The Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar T-Shirt is for those who love a good joke, live for wild stories, and aren’t afraid to stir up a little controversy at the cookout.
Product features
Premium Fabric Blend: Soft, breathable cotton/poly mix that keeps you cool whether you're hiking trails or dodging awkward family questions
Bold Graphic & Sarcastic Quote: Features a cheeky wilderness-themed design with the viral phrase that’s guaranteed to spark laughs and double takes
Unisex Fit for All Adventurers: Available in men’s, women’s, and youth sizes—perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor
Easy Care, Long-Lasting Print: Machine washable with durable ink that won’t fade after a few rounds with the laundry (or a cougar)
Perfect Gift for the Bold & Outdoorsy: Great for birthdays, Father’s Day, gag gifts, or anyone who’s survived the dating jungle
