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Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Sweatshirt

Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Sweatshirt

Regular price £38.00 GBP
Regular price Sale price £38.00 GBP
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Color: Irish Green

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Orders ship in 2–5 business days.
Delivery: US 5–10 days, global 7–20.
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We do accept returns within 30 days of delivery for replacement or a refund. Our guarantee covers defective or damaged products, sizing issues, and items lost in transit. Your satisfaction is our priority, this policy is in place so that we can serve you well and offer the best service there is to offer.

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Let’s be real: your wardrobe deserves more than bland basics. If you’re tired of sweatshirts that say nothing about your wild side, the Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Sweatshirt is your perfect match. It’s cozy, cheeky, and guaranteed to spark double takes and belly laughs. Whether you're braving the wilderness or just surviving brunch with your ex, this sweatshirt solves the problem of forgettable fashion with a punchline that bites.

Product features

·         Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from a premium cotton-poly blend that keeps you warm without sacrificing breathability—perfect for cool nights and bold mornings

·         Wildly Funny Graphic: Features distressed text and cougar-themed artwork that’s equal parts rugged and hilarious

·         Unisex Fit for All Adventurers: Available in sizes for men and women—ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a great sweatshirt

·         Easy Care, Long-Lasting Print: Machine washable with durable ink that won’t fade after a few rounds with the laundry (or a cougar)

·         Perfect Gift for the Brave & Sarcastic: Great for birthdays, gag gifts, camping trips, or anyone who’s tangled with a cougar—literally or metaphorically

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Why Trend Print Studio?

At Trend Print Studio, our passionate team is here to make sure you're 110% satisfied, whether you have questions about shipping times or need assistance creating the perfect custom apparel. Our ringspun cotton t-shirts are luxuriously soft, evoking the charm of your beloved vintage wardrobe items. We take extra care to cure each item under high heat after printing to ensure longevity without fading or flaking. Our ever-evolving designs cater to a variety of tastes, providing a continuous stream of new and humorous graphics.

Frequently Asked Questions

What material are your t-shirts made from?

Our t-shirts are crafted from premium-quality cotton or soft cotton blends that feel comfortable, breathable, and smooth against the skin. They are designed for everyday wear while maintaining their shape and softness over time.

How are the designs applied to the t-shirts?

Each design is professionally printed using high-quality printing techniques that ensure sharp details, vibrant colors, and a clean finish that looks great from the first wear and beyond.

Will the design fade or crack over time?

With proper care, the designs remain vibrant and intact. We recommend washing the t-shirt inside out in cold water and avoiding high heat during drying to help preserve the artwork and fabric quality.

Are these t-shirts unisex?

Yes, most of our t-shirts feature a unisex fit that is comfortable and flattering for all genders. The cut is designed to suit a wide range of body types and personal styles.

How do I choose the correct size?

A detailed size chart is available on each product page. For a standard fit, choose your usual size. If you prefer a relaxed or oversized look, sizing up is recommended. When between sizes, choosing the larger size generally provides a more comfortable fit.

Are these t-shirts suitable for gifts?

Yes, these t-shirts make excellent gifts for birthdays, holidays, special occasions, and celebrations. Many customers choose them for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, couples, friends, or seasonal events such as Christmas, Halloween, and the 4th of July.

Do you offer themed or niche-based designs?

Our collection includes a wide range of creative designs inspired by trending topics, humor, awareness themes, holidays, relationships, hobbies, gaming, sports, coffee culture, and lifestyle interests. New designs are added regularly to keep the collection fresh and relevant.

Are these t-shirts appropriate for awareness themes?

Yes, we offer designs that support and highlight important awareness themes such as mental health, breast cancer awareness, and other meaningful causes. These designs are created to inspire conversation and show support.

How long does shipping take?

Orders are carefully prepared and shipped as soon as they are ready. Delivery times vary depending on your location, and tracking information is provided once your order has been dispatched.

Can I return or exchange a t-shirt?

If there is an issue such as a defect or damage, we are happy to help. Please contact our support team with your order details so we can assist you promptly. We recommend reviewing the size chart carefully before placing your order.

Do the t-shirts shrink after washing?

Minor shrinkage may occur if washed in hot water or dried on high heat. Following the care instructions will help maintain the original fit and feel of the t-shirt.

Can these t-shirts be worn year-round?

Yes, the lightweight and breathable fabric makes these t-shirts suitable for year-round wear. They work perfectly on their own in warmer weather and are easy to layer during cooler seasons.

Why are these creative design t-shirts so popular?

Customers love these t-shirts because they combine comfort, expressive designs, and versatility. Whether you’re showcasing humor, celebrating a holiday, supporting a cause, or expressing your personality, these t-shirts make a statement without compromising on comfort.