Let’s face it—life’s too short for boring hoodies. If your wardrobe is missing a punchline that turns heads and sparks laughter, the Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Hoodie is your ultimate statement piece. Whether you’re braving the outdoors or just braving awkward family dinners, this hoodie solves the problem of forgettable fashion with a cheeky twist that’s impossible to ignore.
Product features
·Premium Cotton-Poly Blend: Soft, warm, and breathable—perfect for chilly hikes, bonfire nights, or just lounging with attitude
·Wildly Funny Graphic: Features distressed text and cougar-themed artwork that’s equal parts rugged and hilarious
·Unisex Fit for All Adventurers: Available in sizes for men and women—ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a great hoodie
·Durable & Easy to Care For: Machine washable with long-lasting print that survives both the wilderness and the washing machine
·Perfect Gift for the Brave & Sarcastic: Great for birthdays, gag gifts, camping trips, or anyone who’s tangled with a cougar—literally or metaphorically
